This could disturb some people so if sexual references bother you, stop reading.
In the interest of not identifying anyone in any manner, I won't go into details about the student or the parent. Suffice it to say that there are many issues in the home.
Ok, so the mom calls me yesterday and I was gone so at 8:30 am this morning I called her back. Long story short, there was a nasty song instead of ringing and then it clicked like she picked up but then all I heard was bath water splashing, major moaning and groaning (getting louder and louder and then softer and softer) and after listening for about a minute and realizing this wasn't a song but really her I figured out (with 99.99% suredness) that she was getting it on with herself in the tub and accidentally pushed answer on the phone rather than ignore. I quickly hung up and I've felt dirty all day!!!! :) I think I need therapy to get rid of the mental image and the audio in my mind!!!!! At least it was just her (from what I can tell) and I wasn't listening to the two of them (it's two women)!!!!! Seriously, I don't think I'll ever be able to top that one!!!!!