Friday, May 15, 2009

OMG!!! There are no words........

This could disturb some people so if sexual references bother you, stop reading.

In the interest of not identifying anyone in any manner, I won't go into details about the student or the parent. Suffice it to say that there are many issues in the home.
Ok, so the mom calls me yesterday and I was gone so at 8:30 am this morning I called her back. Long story short, there was a nasty song instead of ringing and then it clicked like she picked up but then all I heard was bath water splashing, major moaning and groaning (getting louder and louder and then softer and softer) and after listening for about a minute and realizing this wasn't a song but really her I figured out (with 99.99% suredness) that she was getting it on with herself in the tub and accidentally pushed answer on the phone rather than ignore. I quickly hung up and I've felt dirty all day!!!! :) I think I need therapy to get rid of the mental image and the audio in my mind!!!!! At least it was just her (from what I can tell) and I wasn't listening to the two of them (it's two women)!!!!! Seriously, I don't think I'll ever be able to top that one!!!!!


Michelle said...

ewww gross.....did you leave a message???LOL!

Alicia W. said...

WOW! It would be weird to even look at the child in the same way, lol. What are some people thinking with the choice of "ringback" tones they choose for their phones.. Seriously people.. your a grown woman with children.. act like it!